Frequently Asked Questions about Funky Toilet Seats:

Can I really use it?

Absolutely! Each seat is fully functional - it's not just for show. Some people think they're meant to hang on the wall for decoration. You can do that if you like, but they are made to be used.

I have 3 little boys; how will it stand up to everyday use?

These seats are made to last. Each one of our seats is made of solid wood and is hand decorated and sealed with a high quality waterproof varathane finish for long life; guaranteed to stand up to everyday use.

How should I clean it?

Your Funky Toilet Seat is sealed with a high quality, varathane finish, so it will be easy to care for. Clean using a non-abrasive cleanser and soft cloth, and rinse thoroughly.

Do they come in different sizes?
Yes. Most designs are available in both standard and elongated sizes. If your toilet requires a specialty seat, I can make that, too.

What are the seats made of?

Each one of our high quality seats is made of solid wood or tough composite material.

They're so beautiful, I'd feel bad if I had to be sick in one...

Yes, you would feel bad if you had to be sick! But as for the seats, each one is sealed with a high quality waterproof varathane finish for long life; guaranteed to stand up to everyday use

Can I get one of your designs in a different color?

Yes! Just specify it with your order. There's a field at the bottom of the order form where you can enter your specific requirements.

Do you take custom orders?

I love doing custom designs! I am always happy to work with clients to create something unique that will fit with their decorating scheme.

What is your guarantee?

Each seat has a lifetime guarantee against splitting, cracking or excessive fading. If damage occurs in the course of regular everyday use, I will repair/replace the damaged part at no cost to the purchaser, aside from shipping costs.

Included with your seat are two clear vinyl protective pads to preserve the lid from damage resulting from repeated contact with the toilet tank; be sure to use these! Also, it would be best to keep your seat out of continuous direct sunlight, as any paint may fade in these conditions.

If the decorative surface is accidentally chipped - for example, something heavy or sharp is dropped on it - I will happily repair it; the purchaser need only pay for shipping.

When will I receive my order?

In general, you should allow 3-4 weeks for delivery - although sometimes I can deliver sooner. If you need to take delivery quickly, please let me know and I'll do my best to accommodate you.

What is your return policy?

If, for any reason, you are not 100% satisfied with your Funky Toilet Seat, you may return it for a full refund, provided it has not been installed. Purchaser pays only for shipping.